I haven’t posted a funny story in awhile. Sorry, to all my faithful readers! lol. Here’s one from today:
I was sitting at the counter enjoying an afternoon snack when a young couple with a few kids came in to look around. They had their hands full with a couple of the younger ones, and (what I’d guess to be) 3 or 4 year old came over to the counter to watch me as I was munching away.  
I looked down at the bright-eyed little urchin and smiled, and said, “How are you today?” His eyes lit up, and he smiled back. He just kept looking at me, so I followed up with, “Is there anything I can help you with?”
He looked very intent, and with one of those sweet, yet hard to understand child-like voices, said, “I want penis.”  
I nearly fell off of my chair, and coughed, and said (because I was sure I wasn’t hearing him correctly), said, “I’m sorry, what did you say?”  
He mustered up a little strength, and concentrated harder to say it, and said, much louder, “I WANT PENIS!” At this, a horrified father ran over, quite quickly, and grabbed him up. 
A horrified me looked away and cleared my throat but before I could say anything, the father grabbed my bag of trail mix with peanuts, m&ms and almonds that I had sitting on the counter, and shook it at his son. “Peanuts! They are called peanuts! We have talked to you about this, Luke!”  
The father apologized profusely. I didn’t realize until that point that I had been holding my breath, so I exhaled a little. It was hilarious, after that initial shock.  
On an unrelated note, I have a partially-eaten bag of trail mix that I can’t bring myself to finish off, if anyone wants it…